Today was not a good day to answer this question as I am feeling a bit under-appreciated. Tomorrow, well, maybe I'll feel better.
"There goes by cook" and "Now I have to do my own laundry." (husband)
"There goes my chauffeur." and "Does that mean I have to do the dishes now?" (son)
"There goes my babysitter." (daughter #2)
"Who's taking care of the newsroom?" (boss-editor)