Give me the chance, please!
If I had a million dollars I'd pay off the mortgage; donate to my favorite charities, church and Sasha's orphanage in Russia; buy new vehicles for Dale, me and my children. Pay for my children's college education; set up trusts for my granddaughter and future grandchildren; make investments that make me enough money to live comfortably; become a philanthropist and establish my dream home for people who need a place to stay until they get on their feet. I'd fit traveling in there somewhere.
That should take care of it.