Children and grandchildren are the most entertaining people on earth.
“He my best friend. I lub him.” Taylor, my 2 year old granddaughter referring to a small mouth bass my husband caught in the river. She loves fish.
“We better hurrry. He looks like he’s going run!” My father as he walked me down the isle on my wedding day. (Apparently Dad thought Dale looked a bit too nervous.)
“You can’t polish a turd.” (Husband)